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Reviewed by: Michelle, Ryan and Julia
Updated: Mar 25, 2014
Size: 28.3 MB
Seller: Chillingo Ltd
© Damp Gnat
Compatibility: Requires iOS 6.1 or later. Compatible with iPhone 4, iPhone 4S, iPhone 5, iPhone 5c, iPhone 5s, iPhone 6, iPhone 6 Plus, iPad, and iPod touch. This app is optimized for iPhone 5.
Visit the Chillingo room on the App Store to see more of our great games: appstore.com/chillingo
Price: $2.99 (we got this app free as an app of the week)
In-game Purchases: Yes
Wanna see a video? Go on DAMP GNAT’s Website to see a video of this game.
FIND LOVE IN THE MOST UNLIKELY PLACES
Help Dennis find love in an icy world that’s not as frozen as it first seems. Ride through collapsing cities and fairgrounds, hop over dormant battlefields and explosive wedding cakes, float down dark ravines, through hostile shopping centers and over a skyline of legs, while poor Dennis is teased and taunted to the fringe of despair.
AN ADVENTURE INTO MADNESS
From its jaw-dropping scenery to bizarre creations plucked from Dennis’s sub-conscious, award-winning studio Damp Gnat draws inspiration from art, film, and comedy to deliver an experience that is beautiful, sad, hilarious, compelling, and fun all at once.
• A thrilling platforming adventure from award-winning studio Damp Gnat
• Breathtaking worlds that are as beautiful as they are dangerous
• Stunning soundtrack and unique surrealist visual design
• Unlock a wardrobe full of garments to dress and humiliate Dennis
• Upgrade vacuum cleaners and umbrellas to reach hidden items
• Complete 80 missions to unlock bonus features including the original Icycle game!
Ryan 9: Very creative and fun game but doesn’t like the naked guy.
Julia 7: Unfortunately she did not like this game and found the control very hard.
Michelle: This game is ok, it interesting but can be very frustrating, I also found the controls to be more annoying than hard.
It’s a naked dude on a bike…I’ll let that sink in….Yes, a naked dude on a bike. At some point in the same you get clothes for him but not pants. So then he becomes a shirt dude with no pants. He is also in love with a snow woman, seriously this game is weird, the point of it? Her head falls off and he’s going to get it. He even kisses a fish. You need to collect ice cubes to get new outfits and bikes to ride, the landscape that he rides on is jagged and when he falls off, he loses all his clothes. As much as the graphics are very nice and the color palettes are pretty, I just can’t seem to like this game as much as Ryan.
This game may not be good for young kids due to nakedness but that for my kids this wasn’t the issue, Julia found it hard and just didn’t like it but Ryan beat the game and thought it was fun. They both did giggle that he is nude but it’s not obscene, you know he’s nude but just don’t see anything. Thank god!
So out of the three of us only Ryan kind of liked this game, Julia and I just thought it was weird with awkward game controls. How well we can’t like them all.
Hope you enjoyed this review
Have a great day and Happy Gaming!